Friday, April 5, 2013

Have a Tootsie Roll, Fatso!

Hey!  It's time for Fun with Out of Context Dialogue (tm!), courtesy of All-Flash Quarterly #19!

We've all been there, haven't we, fellas?

Here's another bit that gave me a chuckle:

Captain Tootsie: Enabler.

Or to put it another way, Eating a Tootsie Roll gives you so many calories that you'll have to ride a bike for three miles to burn it off!  But whoever their spin doctors were should have their own exhibit in the Smithsonian.

See you Monday!


Unknown said...

"Weak as a cat?" Was that ever an expression? Surely it should be "weak as a kitten"?

Vince Coleman said...


Vince Coleman said...

maybe they are just throwing out random animals and attaching them to random attributes...

hey, i'm as energetic as a giraffe!
wow, i'm as busy as a koala!
this job is as much fun as a wolf!
i'm as hungry as a human being!!

MarvelX42 said...

We cats are not weak.

MarvelX42 said...

Vince Coleman, what does the thing on your head and or in front of your forehead in your pic whatever language that is?

Unknown said...

LOL! There could not be a more inaccurate description than 'busy as a koala'.