We've been having some techno issues, so let's make up for it with a super-sized post, courtesy of All-Flash Quarterly #22!
That can't be right, but for the life of me I can't figure out why it isn't.
There was a story in there that was re-drawn in the 1970's. I remember that story by heart, so it was kind of fun to see the original artwork. But here's what I don't understand:
Okay, it isn't that Joan is the least attractive woman since Olive Oyl. It's something else. Read on:
Okay, if you're just going to stick it in an envelope and mail it, why go through all the hoo-hah? I mean, I would imagine it takes a lot more attention-grabbing activity to glue a playing card together and stick that in the mail than it would to just shove a piece of paper in there. It's not Ace suspected Deuces at that time and was watching him 24/7. Heck, Deuces could have just picked up the phone rather than risk getting caught in this elaborate scheme (or run the risk that no one would have figured out to steam the card open).
Don't overthink your capers, people. Learn from this.
Here's a couple of things from All-Flash Quarterly #24:
Man boys are ordering an extra copy of the Daisy handbook for their girlfriends? I'm sorry, but I need to see some proof of that.
And now, a CMNS Moment of Comic Book Greatness (tm!):
That was a CMNS Moment of Comic Book Greatness! (tm!)
See you tomorrow!