Hey! It's time for Fun with Out of Context Artwork! (tm!)
Few suspected that Peter Parker wore a full face mask in his secret identity as Spider-Man to hide the telltale growth on his face shaped like the Black Cat.
That was courtesy of Amazing Spider-Man #330. In the next issue, we got a Random Slap! (tm!):
Also in Amazing Spider-Man #331, we see the most implausible governmental conspiracy ever:
You can see how aghast the guys are that the plot came to this. I wouldn't want to be part of any story like that either. Just to be clear, cocaine is perishable, so you can't stockpile it (at least not for an indefinite period of time like you can gold). So, the plan is to just keep shoveling the new coke in and have a little party after Congressional sessions to get rid of the supply getting close to its expiration date?
So no, stupid government guy, cocaine won't always maintain its value. It will expire like that peach yogurt you have sitting in the back of your fridge.
And it's none of yer beeswax how I happen to know that.
See you Monday!