Monday, April 15, 2013

A Small Blast of Rollo's Tootsie Tooter!


Okay, here's my thing:


The whole point of a story where Mysterio is the guest villain is that no one is supposed to know Mysterio is the guest villain.  Throughout this entire ish, Spidey is all "Whoa! What?"  But you knew before the splash page exactly what was going on.

Hey!  Courtest of All-Flash Quarterly #21, it's time for some Fun with Out of Context Dialogue (tm!)


I'm not sure, but that may be my most favorite Fun with Out of Context Dialogue (tm!) ever.

And, just like last time, Captain Tootsie is verbally abusive to the kid with weight issues:


And if we're wondering why the kid is a little husky, maybe it's because you have to roller skate 2 1/2 miles for every single one of those candies Captain Tootsie keeps pushing on the children:



Look, you don't get to hassle someone about their weight if giving them high-calorie treats is your reward system.  I'm just saying.

Ahhhhh... good to be back, my lovelies!  See you tomorrow!

1 comment:

Vince Coleman said...

"hey fatso, feel the rush of energy to your muscles as you pop a tootsie roll into your mouth!"

sounds like a cross between drug pushing and porn...