WOW! It's great to be back online after days of technical issues. It certainly gave me a chance to catch up on material, but it drives me bananas when I can't post something.
To soothe ourselves, let's read Speedy Wheeler Saves the Day and Wins a Bike:
Although, come to think of it, I'm not sure why we'd bother at this point. I mean, we know what happens, don't we? Speedy Wheeler saves the day and wins a bike. Good for him, I suppose, but we kinda needed a spoiler alert there.
And now, another installment of Well..... Touche! (tm!):
Well.... Touche! (tm!)
This next bit involves such asinine behavior, I'm surprised it isn't Superman doing it. Some bears have been set loose, and they're following a trail of molasses. That's really all you need to know.
Now why was that necessary? It reminds me of that line from The Simpsons:
"Book him, Lou!"
"On what charge, Chief?"
"On the charge of... being a bear."
You see what I mean? Granted there have been many instances where heroes have had to get physical with animals, but I can't remember the last time it resulted in actual harm of an animal who didn't get aggressive first. I mean, the Hulk killed a deer once, but he's not exactly a hero half the time.
Beaten up for being a bear, that's all. For shame, Jay Garrick!
Good to be back! See you Monday!