A little fun from Lois Lane #4:
Oh, Lois. I realize that print media is dying, but to have it come to that...
I'm being silly, of course. But it's awesome that we get to begin a tale with some Fun with Out of Context Dialogue! (tm!)
For some reason, Lois has to take this job:
Not a pretzel-bender! The shame you have brought upon your family name!
Okay, this whole "concrete in the dough" thing seems a little harsh, but as usual, Clark is there to save Lois from a hostile world:
I must have put cement in the other machine! Crap! Did I just say that out loud, and in front of my boss? But you know what? No one noticed. Because this is a comic for girls, and that means everyone with a "Y" chromosome is therefore a moron. Because to girls, that's entertainment.
Enough of this! Let's end with more Fun with Out of Context Dialogue! (tm!):
I wouldn't say she did anything wrong per se...
See? When you announce your retirement, anything goes. You can say all kinds of stuff.
See you tomorrow!