From Lois Lane #5, I give you... Answers to Rhetorical Questions, Relationship Edition (tm!):
The answer to this question, as anyone who has ever been married knows, is "NO! You cannot be silent without insulting your wife." Hear what I say, men!
It is never advisable to discount your wife's questions, no matter how silly they are. The correct answer is, "The only difference is that you are even more amazing now than you were yesterday."
No, no, no... the correct answer is clearly, "I wish I could chart your radiance, Lois, but it's impossible to measure!"
See, guys? Is this so hard?
Or, you can roll like Johnny here:
This is the best comic strip I think I've ever seen.
See you tomorrow!