Friday, October 1, 2010

I Would Be Most Happy to Serve Thee, Fair Maiden Friday!

Hey!  It's some Disembodied Floating Heads! (tm!)  We haven't seen those in a while!

As a lad, I'm not sure I would have warmed up to Catman's (or "Cat-Man," as the case was in the first issue) sidekick.  I mean, I had problems enough taking pride in my reading material when Robin was running around in those short pants, but to make it a girl on top of everything, well...

Yeah, there's no way to make her cool.  The Kitten is after me!  Auuuuggghhh!

Hey!  Check out The Hood!

That's a pretty flimsy mask, don't you think?  One strong breeze and you can kiss that secret identity good-bye.

Not to mention that it leaves your chin exposed, which is a problem when taking a punch from a guy who is engulfed in flames:

That was a Moment of Comic Book Greatness (tm!) if ever I saw one!

Sure, I'll fight you!

Okay, take this!


Another backup story was the Golden Archer, who not only didn't wear gold, but didn't seem to like wearing pants, either:

Not that I'm saying it's not a good read.  I mean, there's giant devil birds and this sort of thing:

They come a runnin' just as fast as they can, because every girl crazy 'bout a man with no pants!

Did you get it?  Sing it to the tune of ZZ Top's "Sharp-Dressed Man."

I'm sure we're always surprised when someone thinks I actually know what I'm talking about (Goodness knows I am).  So, here's an article from Comics Period wherein I let the Pearls of Wisdom drop from some orifice in my body where I share what I've learned about self-publishing and the upcoming Hero Action Persons graphic novel I'm putting together with the uber-talented Obo Bieber!

See you tomorrow!

1 comment:

MarvelX42 said...

No comments?

That last panel......yeah I saw that por....err movie.