Hey! It's some Disembodied Floating Heads! (tm!) We haven't seen those in a while!
As a lad, I'm not sure I would have warmed up to Catman's (or "Cat-Man," as the case was in the first issue) sidekick. I mean, I had problems enough taking pride in my reading material when Robin was running around in those short pants, but to make it a girl on top of everything, well...
Yeah, there's no way to make her cool. The Kitten is after me! Auuuuggghhh!
Hey! Check out The Hood!
That's a pretty flimsy mask, don't you think? One strong breeze and you can kiss that secret identity good-bye.
Not to mention that it leaves your chin exposed, which is a problem when taking a punch from a guy who is engulfed in flames:
That was a Moment of Comic Book Greatness (tm!) if ever I saw one!
Sure, I'll fight you!
Okay, take this!
Another backup story was the Golden Archer, who not only didn't wear gold, but didn't seem to like wearing pants, either:
Not that I'm saying it's not a good read. I mean, there's giant devil birds and this sort of thing:
They come a runnin' just as fast as they can, because every girl crazy 'bout a man with no pants!
Did you get it? Sing it to the tune of ZZ Top's "Sharp-Dressed Man."
I'm sure we're always surprised when someone thinks I actually know what I'm talking about (Goodness knows I am). So, here's an article from Comics Period wherein I let the Pearls of Wisdom drop from some orifice in my body where I share what I've learned about self-publishing and the upcoming Hero Action Persons graphic novel I'm putting together with the uber-talented Obo Bieber!
See you tomorrow!