Although Johnny tried his best to impress Peter, their blind date did not go as well as he'd hoped.
Um.... Jan, you realize you aren't really a wasp and Pete isn't really a spider, don't you? You can be a rhymes-with-witch all you like, I suppose, but there's really no zoological justification for it. I mean, I don't think bats and robins are natural allies, either, but Bruce and Dick never started clawing at each other.
And now, from Detective Comics #341, a Moment in Comic Book Greatness! (tm!):
See you Monday!!