Ah, the Sixties. How I love you so:
Not that the story itself was a classic, but you just had to love an era where the main plot device was Batman having to hoist a gorilla over his head lest the bomb that the gorilla strapped to himself would go off.
Of course, a gorilla weighs around 600 pounds, but he's the got-dang Batman!
Hey! Here's Something Disturbing! (tm!)
Yes, unearthing the silver age Elongated Man stories has introduced not one, but two categories here at CMNS. I appreciate the joke, and I actually think Ralph can do this, but that's totally gross.
However, here is yet another Thing I Don't Think the Elongated Man Can Do!(tm!):
I'm no physicist, but that just doesn't seem right.
See you tomorrow!