Boring programming note: Since Monday is Memorial Day, I will not put up another post until Tuesday. Sorry, troopers, but I takes the holidays when they gives 'em to me.
If you believe it, you can be it! Check out Karate Kid:
From Adventure Comics #367: Karate Kid decides he's Gorgon from the Inhumans. I hate to be a poopypants, but I don't care what kind of chop-socky black belt you have, I don't think you can cause seismic vibrations. Shenanigans!
But this letter from that issue makes it all worthwhile:
Yeah, I agree! I'm running low on panels where girls get smacked!
From Adventure Comics #369:
Well, guess who's coming to dinner! A blue-skinned woman! Oh, Martha, you adorable bigot....
Did this ever really happen? If a perfect stranger showed up at my door, even if DNA tests proved they were a relative, they wouldn't be staying at my house. Frankly, I'd be hesitant to let them stay at my house especially if they proved to be a relative of mine.
See you Tuesday!