From Adventure #351....
You'd think someone with Ferro Lad's disfigured face would be a bit more sympathetic but no, even the hideously deformed like to pick on fat people. I don't even need a space suit, and you're too fat to fit in one? Sucks to be you! Lard ass!
This is one of my favorite ads ever. There has been a wreck, that car looks like it's seconds away from exploding, and the moron in the window is using the telegraph to call for help.
Seriously, Junior, could you put the toy down for just a second and use the phone? Time is rather of the essence here....
No way! I've been waiting for this chance all my life!
Kid, I've got internal bleeding going on here!
Just a second! I've almost tapped out the first word! Gosh, I hope someone is listening on the other end!
Really, kid.... I'm fading fast!
And his buddy on the other end there doesn't look like he's going to be much help. Then again, what's he supposed to do when he hears "S.O.S." over and over? Summon the Royal Navy?
From Adventure #352, we have yet another PSA....
Those are pretty inspiring, and it gives you yet another idea of how much we've declined. Who would we hold up to inspire kids these days? Kobe Bryant? Michael Vick? Mike Tyson?
Yeah, I know I'm sounding old. I don't care. It's a perfectly valid point.
And, just because I thought it was funny: