Today's snarkiness is brought to you by the cover story from Adventure Comics #204:
I don't care enough about Superman lore to research this, but if they didn't make this kid the Prankster in later years, they missed out on some great continuity porn (and helloooooooo, Googlers!).
For those of you wondering why it took so long before Superboy left Smallville for Metropolis, I believe it was an unsettling combination of high gangster activity and cops with rheumatism.
Yup.... because comics are a visual medium, there's nothing more entertaining for a child than matching wits! This is why the comic adaptation of Searching for Bobby Fischer went over so well....
Shrieking and sobbing over mislabelled cans. Way to advance the feminist movement, Lana!
I find it refreshing that big business is coming right out and saying they'll screw over a charity if they don't get what they want. Superboy not performing to your standards? Then, screw the underprivileged children! That'll show him to do a better job you aren't paying him for to begin with!