Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Wow! Way to inspire the kids, Perfesser!
Yeah, you kids probably won't find anything of any significance. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure why you're bothering at all. I think I'll go to the bus and hang out with my good friends, Johnnie Walker and Jack Daniels.
If I were Oliver, I'd be mighty glad that the conclusion he drew when he looked at a photo of me in a stage of undress with a prepubescent boy was that we were super heroes. That could have taken a much uglier turn....
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time one of my dates ended up like this when I was single....