Friday, September 21, 2007
The Day I Lose All My Native American and East Indian Readers
Indian Child Welfare Act? Never heard of it. He'll answer my questions or off to the orphanage he goes!
Gee, Oliver, I can't imagine why he isn't warming up to a masked white man, as I'm sure he's been told all kinds of great things. Why don't you offer him some beads for Manhattan Island? He'll probably love that.
I'll be there, Mr. Mayor! (click click) Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Mayor, that's my call waiting.... (click click) Thank you for calling customer service, this is Steve!
When I read that to my Beloved sounding like Apu in The Simpsons, it's gonna kill. Just watch.