What's even better than a gorilla? A super gorilla, of course!
Complete with a replica of Superman's cape, no less. That's how you know he's super!
I'd understand if this were a live television ad and Abbott & Costello weren't able to muster up enough fake enthusiasm to pull it off, but these are just drawings, and they still look like they'd rather be dead than hawking this stuff.
I'm not sure what the message is, exactly, but I think it has something to do with making bad trades and wearing sweaters while intoxicated.
Don't ever give a woman a bad hairstyle. She will not take it lightly. She's talking about you, John Byrne!