Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Family Values Day!


Two things:

1) If your family was anything like mine, you don't want to do anything that might involve power tools. Pops was a little quick-tempered, and you might find yourself on the wrong end of a chainsaw.

2) I'm not judging anyone else's family, but I wouldn't trust any group of people that named me "Allergy."

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Where do teachers in comics get these visual aids? Shouldn't that be hanging in a natural sciences museum somewhere?
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The sad thing is, I know many parents these days who fall for that argument. You should worry less about your child expressing itself and more about your child spending a large chunk of its life in a court of law. Here's an idea: Grow a pair and express yourself to your child that this kind of behavior will not be tolerated, followed by a swift smack on the butt. The world at large will thank you.

4 comments:

De said...

Allergy's dad has the worst comb-over ever.

Adam Barnett said...

Yeah, de.... I don't think genetics bode well for Allergy's appeal with the ladies in the future!

ssschaffer said...

OK, Barnett, why didn't you use the Binky strip when you worked with DHS. I'm sure it would've come in handy -- "see, this is what a real family does. Now get going...

Adam Barnett said...

HAR! Recreational therapy wasn't my department.