Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Family Values Day!
1) If your family was anything like mine, you don't want to do anything that might involve power tools. Pops was a little quick-tempered, and you might find yourself on the wrong end of a chainsaw.
2) I'm not judging anyone else's family, but I wouldn't trust any group of people that named me "Allergy."
Where do teachers in comics get these visual aids? Shouldn't that be hanging in a natural sciences museum somewhere?
The sad thing is, I know many parents these days who fall for that argument. You should worry less about your child expressing itself and more about your child spending a large chunk of its life in a court of law. Here's an idea: Grow a pair and express yourself to your child that this kind of behavior will not be tolerated, followed by a swift smack on the butt. The world at large will thank you.