Thursday, September 20, 2007
Pop Persuaders, Seamen, and Feeling Up Souls.... It Must be Thursday!
Now, I understand (and admire) the company's attempt at helping kids manipulate their parents into making this purchase. Turning people's children into shills certainly worked for McDonald's, Kellogg's, and the Republican Party.
That being said, what is a "Pop Persuader"?
I'm guessing it's either a swift kick in the groin or pictures of Dad with a teenaged male hooker.
New CMNS Policy: Any panel that says the word "seamen" with a straight face gets immortalized here. You get double points for finding references to "homes" for "seamen."
Shenanigans! I realize women like to pretend they have the monopoly on human emotion, but how exactly does one "feel the truth of a soul"? I know they aren't saying anything because you don't want to be the douchebag dressing down the blind woman in front of all her friends, but that's just annoying. Makes you want to just.... I don't know....
Exactly. It makes you want to smack Sue. Thank you, Reed.