Never Have I Felt So Good as I Do Now Tuesday!

Young Bruce Wayne watched his parents killed before his eyes and swore to do everything he could to keep others from becoming victims of crime. As the Batman, he works tirelessly, at his own expense, without thought of reward, sacrificing a personal life, thanklessly,


.... and, every so often he travels to another planet and gets himself declared king.

Okay, so with the Comics Code telling everyone they have to keep things squeaky clean, Batman lost some of his oomph. But even so....:


Batman speaks much better Eskimo than most super-heroes. That should count for something. Whenever Superman talks to people, he expects them to respond in perfect English. At least Batman makes an effort.

Hey! It's time for Fun with Out of Context Dialogue! (tm!):



See you tomorrow!