Tuesday, April 20, 2010

More Probably Untrue Batman Trivia Tuesday!

Although a big hoopty-do is made out of Batman's refusal to ever fire a gun, it happened a lot. But I think I've finally figured out the reason for the inconsistencies:

See? Batman probably wanted to use a gun, but couldn't past the firearm safety training. The man could throw a batarang five hundred feet and trim your fingernails, but he couldn't hold a gun without taking off someone's toe. It all makes sense to me now!

Check out Batman's badge!:

I have a hard time with the notion that Batman even had a badge, and even if he did, that's not exactly the manliest thing I've ever seen. No wonder he kept it hidden most of the time. Now I'm expecting him to be hiding a pinky ring under those gloves.

Hey! It's time for Fun with Out of Context Dialogue!(tm!):

And no, he wasn't referring to Robin, thank goodness.

See you tomorrow!


D.B. Echo said...


Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of evil-doers like when the Batman smiles and they get a look at his grill!

Tom K Mason said...

Looks like Batman got his badge at the "Dynasty" gift shop, circa 1982.

Zocktastic said...

It looks like those diamonds are on the reverse side of the badge, the side that is POINTING INWARD AGAINST HIS CHEST when he's wearing it. He takes one punch there and he's gonna be gushing blood like Niagra falls, or at lest shred the heck out of any bullet-proof vests he may or may not be wearing.