Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Keep it Behind the Fourth Wall


Really, Ted, it's bad enough the you have the compulsive need to narrate everything in your head as it happens. Do you have to drag me into it with that creepy wink? Let's keep a civil distance, shall we?

Not that it's not difficult to resist the temptation to clown around when you are safely hidden behind your woman's ridiculously large chapeau. It looks like one strong wind would swoop her over the horizon....

3 comments:

Blockade Boy said...

I'm thinking Ted's the kind of "astronomer" whose telescope is permanently focused on the women's dormitory across the street.

SallyP said...

If they all wear hats like that, he won't be able to see a thing. Unless of course he has a hat fetish I suppose.

Edeline said...

Good words.