Yet another imaginary story from Superman #166. Basically, it's gonna be magic, Kryptonite or imaginary. That's how Superman comics work.
I don't know that Superman is being very honest. I mean, if you have one kid that can fly and one can't... are you really going to love them both equally? You can either spend your time with the flying kid or the one with poor grammar who throws tantrums. This ain't exactly Sophie's Choice.
And that was the theme of the issue, but it turned into a "let the artist draw weird creatures" festival. Thusly:
Not that I'm complaining. Funky creatures are generally the most interesting thing in a Superman story and... well, giant apes are awesome. Always.
Hey! It's time for some Random Ray Usage! (tm!)
Followed up by a new thing we had to call:
Random Gas Usage! (tm!)
Random Gas Usage (tm!) is normally followed by something along the lines of "Gas! Choke!" But dogs don't talk. Unless they're hit with some Random Ray Usage (tm!) that would allow for that.
See you tomorrow!