Thursday, March 13, 2014

Superman Prefers His Maids Mighty!

Cringing my way through Action Comics #260:

That's rather catty of Lois, considering the "strange costume" is basically what Lois is wearing herself, albeit with a cape instead of that jaunty ascot.

Ewwwww... do I have to?

Anyway, Mighty Maid and Superman establish themselves a romance and...

... he kisses her, full on the mouth, not once...

but twice!

Why am I mentioning this?

Because Mighty Maid is really Supergirl...

... Superman's cousin.

And that's really all a guy say about that.

And now, I'd like to start a new meme called That Explains Everything! (tm!)

It works like this:

That Explains Everything! (tm!)

Finally... well, Superman is just too stupid to live:

Yeah, it's a shame you didn't use that X-Ray vision to... oh, I don't know... I don't have super-powers myself so I wouldn't presume to tell you how to handle your biznatch, but maybe...  you could have used your X-Ray vision to scan the ground for big chunks of radioactive rocks that will kill you?  

Oy.  See you tomorrow!


Unknown said...

False legs? What the...?

MarvelX42 said...

My thoughts exactly.

wordsmith said...

Adam, I love that you're twitting Superman lately, but I think that you left out the best panel from the "Mighty Maid" story, wherein Lois falls off the building she was inspecting [sic]. I believe it was the penultimate panel of that story.

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Adam Barnett said...

Hey, thanks Jerry! We need all the help we can get!

Heh... that *was* a pretty good panel, wordsmith. I don't catch everything, to be sure! Many a time, someone will point something out and I'll think "HOW DID I MISS THAT?"