Thursday, March 13, 2014

Superman Prefers His Maids Mighty!

Cringing my way through Action Comics #260:


That's rather catty of Lois, considering the "strange costume" is basically what Lois is wearing herself, albeit with a cape instead of that jaunty ascot.


Ewwwww... do I have to?

Anyway, Mighty Maid and Superman establish themselves a romance and...


... he kisses her, full on the mouth, not once...


but twice!

Why am I mentioning this?

Because Mighty Maid is really Supergirl...


... Superman's cousin.

And that's really all a guy say about that.

And now, I'd like to start a new meme called That Explains Everything! (tm!)

It works like this:


That Explains Everything! (tm!)

Finally... well, Superman is just too stupid to live:


Yeah, it's a shame you didn't use that X-Ray vision to... oh, I don't know... I don't have super-powers myself so I wouldn't presume to tell you how to handle your biznatch, but maybe...  you could have used your X-Ray vision to scan the ground for big chunks of radioactive rocks that will kill you?  

Oy.  See you tomorrow!

5 comments:

Unknown said...

False legs? What the...?

MarvelX42 said...

My thoughts exactly.

wordsmith said...

Adam, I love that you're twitting Superman lately, but I think that you left out the best panel from the "Mighty Maid" story, wherein Lois falls off the building she was inspecting [sic]. I believe it was the penultimate panel of that story.

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Adam Barnett said...

Hey, thanks Jerry! We need all the help we can get!

Heh... that *was* a pretty good panel, wordsmith. I don't catch everything, to be sure! Many a time, someone will point something out and I'll think "HOW DID I MISS THAT?"