Cringing my way through Action Comics #260:
That's rather catty of Lois, considering the "strange costume" is basically what Lois is wearing herself, albeit with a cape instead of that jaunty ascot.
Ewwwww... do I have to?
Anyway, Mighty Maid and Superman establish themselves a romance and...
... he kisses her, full on the mouth, not once...
Why am I mentioning this?
Because Mighty Maid is really Supergirl...
... Superman's cousin.
And that's really all a guy say about that.
And now, I'd like to start a new meme called That Explains Everything! (tm!)
It works like this:
That Explains Everything! (tm!)
Finally... well, Superman is just too stupid to live:
Yeah, it's a shame you didn't use that X-Ray vision to... oh, I don't know... I don't have super-powers myself so I wouldn't presume to tell you how to handle your biznatch, but maybe... you could have used your X-Ray vision to scan the ground for big chunks of radioactive rocks that will kill you?
Oy. See you tomorrow!