Well, it was quite the butt-kicker of a day, so we're going to dig into the "CMNS Readers Save the Day" file and the oldest batch brings us up to another great set from Robert Gillis!
You can look at Superman in more than one way in this picture, but they all result in you spending Christmas Morning with an anatomically-correct doll showing the police officer where he did the "bad touching."
This little dandy came from Adventure Comics #227:
Boy, kids were whiny back in the day, weren't they? That kid is about twelve years old, and he's losing his marbles over a freakin' picnic. His life is a little too easy, if you ask me.
Hey, let's stigmatize overweight people with Adventure Comics #298!:
But, Pa! It's perfectly acceptable to mock people about their weight! Ask anyone who isn't overweight!
And hey! It's time for Fun with Out-of-Context Dialogue!(tm!):
I think what we can glean from this is that Lana wants Clark to keep his balls far away from her uranium!
HEE! Tickled myself with that one, I did!
Thanks, Robert! And thanks to everyone who sends in panels! I'll be getting to 'em!
See you tomorrow!