Thursday, September 23, 2010

I Saw Superman Taking Off His Pants Under the Tree One Fine Christmas Morn Thursday!

Well, it was quite the butt-kicker of a day, so we're going to dig into the "CMNS Readers Save the Day" file and the oldest batch brings us up to another great set from Robert Gillis!

You can look at Superman in more than one way in this picture, but they all result in you spending Christmas Morning with an anatomically-correct doll showing the police officer where he did the "bad touching."

This little dandy came from Adventure Comics #227:

Boy, kids were whiny back in the day, weren't they? That kid is about twelve years old, and he's losing his marbles over a freakin' picnic. His life is a little too easy, if you ask me.

Hey, let's stigmatize overweight people with Adventure Comics #298!:

But, Pa! It's perfectly acceptable to mock people about their weight! Ask anyone who isn't overweight!

And hey! It's time for Fun with Out-of-Context Dialogue!(tm!):

I think what we can glean from this is that Lana wants Clark to keep his balls far away from her uranium!

HEE! Tickled myself with that one, I did!

Thanks, Robert! And thanks to everyone who sends in panels! I'll be getting to 'em!

See you tomorrow!


MarvelX42 said...

I hope you plan to show us how he got away with the parade thing. You wouldn't leave us hangin would ya?

D.B. Echo said...

"Son, who are you calling an 'S.O.B.'?"

Adam Barnett said...

Marv, you've gotta ask Robert! ;-)

MarvelX42 said...


Justin Garrett Blum said...

What's weirder to me than the kid freaking out because he might miss the picnic is the idea that Superboy flies around looking for problems this trivial to solve. Really? There wasn't a fire that needed putting out or something?

Lazarus Lupin said...

Fat people deserve it. They are making the earth heavier. Eventually fat people will make the world implode like badly made lawn furniture.

Lazarus Lupin

MarvelX42 said...

@Justin Well it is called Smallville for a reason. It is small. There can't be supervillians tearing the place up or houses bursting into flames every few minutes you know.