Ladies and gentlemen, Exhibit "A":
Yes, in the very recent X-Men: First Class mini, we see Machine Man with two left hands, and the hands got so mixed up so often in the previous issue that I would have had Childhood Pal Scotty warning me I had crossed the line of "Fair Use," because I would have rerun dang near the whole issue.
Know what isn't creepy? Kraven.
I know he's supposed to be all tough and everything, but when I see all those leopard prints, it just makes me think of this:
Kraven the Hunter: A costume so ridiculous, I've made fun of it twice already.
Mary Jane and Gwen serve each other in a dance off in Amazing Spider-Man #47!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: When you can't hear the music, watching someone dance is really awkward.
See you tomorrow!
7 comments:
Is "give out the 'burgers" a euphemism? Cause if it is this could be the greatest party EVER!
I don't think I'll ever get over the fact they had Gwen Stacy win the "dance-off" with Mary Jane. Gwen could dance better than MJ? Gaah! Never!
Too bad we never saw a DC/Marvel "Kraven vs. The Creeper" crossover showdown for the title of Most Fabulous Costume.
The Penultimate Marvel/DC Crossover: Kraven vs. The Creeper - WHO HAS THE HAIRIEST CLOAK?!
Is "hairiest cloak" a euphemism? Cause if it is, I don't wanna know. :-/
"Wow-eeee! If we could package that, we'd be rich!"
Are they talking about pimping out Gwen Stacy? Because that's what I'm hearing.
When I finally read stuff from this era of Spider-Man, I found it hilarious that Gwen was slightly bitchy at this point, only becoming the stereotyped too-good-and-innocent-to-be-true character everyone remembers once her hairstyle is changed to bangs.
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