Hey, when Ralph stops, I'll stop. From Detective #360:
The deadly Ear-Chin Falcon Punch! I used it all the time in Mortal Kombat.
To be fair (and considering the hard-boiled journalist I am, I clearly have to be fair), that was actually kinda cool.
Then, we get into Things I Find Disturbing! (tm!)
Elongating one's eyes out of one's sockets? Ok, ew.
Even if Ralph can do that, and I concede he probably can, it's still gross. I don't even want to know what's holding up the eyeballs. Seriously, there's something connecting the eyeballs to Ralph's head, and I'm afraid to even speculate as to what they might be.
Here's Ralph elongating his ear, which is equally as disturbing but not quite as disgusting. Yes, there is a difference between disturbing and disgusting. :
And I understand why Ralph would stretch his eyes or his ears in this fashion.
But again, ew.
Ear-Chin Falcon Punch!
Didn't see that coming, did you?
See you tomorrow!