Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Truth, Justice and Profiling

Wow, Clark! So you can just look at someone and tell if they're evil, can you? Yeah, they aren't young and good-looking, so they must be evil. Check and see if they have any scars or skin conditions, because that'll clinch it for sure.

By the same token, we all know bad people don't keep their hair nice, so designate yourself a friend of the law by putting goop in it. Quick, Sam!


Blockade Boy said...

Wow, the government dispatched the Men in Black right away! (Which means, of course, that Sam and his ladyfriend will pretty much immediately find themselves trapped in a top-secret prison with no idea of how they got there or even their own identities! But at least their hair will look nice.)

SallyP said...

I'm assuming that Wildroot cream-oil has mind-controlling properties. Used often by Hal Jordan.

And of course those guys are Thugs!
They are wearing hats and ill-fitting suits! It's obvious!