Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Character Hall of Fame - Wooden-Head Jones
If you bring back Wooden-Head Jones, I will buy five copies of every issue.
That includes slipcase editions, coffee-table sized ultimate collections, and restored classic variants.
I will buy additional copies to give as gifts to friends, family, and co-workers.
I will buy every piece of merchandising you come up with, and I will emotionally blackmail my wife into nicknaming me "Wooden-Head" just to subliminally promote the character.
Further, I will have "Can't Get Me Enough Wooden-Head" tattooed onto my forehead.