I don't often find Fun with Out of Context Dialogue (tm!) on the cover of a comic itself, but check out Action Comics #265:
HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Okay, moving on. This issue had an appearance of yet another Superman-esque guy from outer space:
Of course, if you go around calling yourself "Hyper-Man," that means that in your teenage years you were known as:
So, where does he get his powers? By eating too much chocolate?
And we see Superman's American-centric way of thinking:
Yeah, there's nowhere on Earth that shoes have curled toes and coins have shapes other than round. Heck, a tuk tuk only has three wheels, and it's considered a motorized vehicle so that probably counts. But since that ain't the way in the U.S. of A., Supes apparently agrees with Hyper-Man that it's not worth noting. Ah, Superman... ever the Ugly American.
Enough of that. See you tomorrow!