And now, through the magic of cutting out everything that happened before and after, I bring you the most awesome Superman story ever told, courtesy of Action Comics #297:
Ya know. The thing about Superman is.....he could easily kill any normal humans that he is around in an instant without the slightest effort at all. The fact that in all of these comics in which he has gone crazy or been under the influence of mental control, magic, red Kryptonite or whatever and has (as far as I know) never once killed a single person let alone million or even billions is a freaking miracle.
If you're Superman, you throw the bodies of the people you kill into the sun so no one can pin it on you. I bet he has a body count higher than Frank Castle and Wade Wilson and Floyd Lawton combined.
Galactus has to have it up on him though. I wonder if there is any kind of record or web site or anything where they have tried to figure out how many people Superman has killed or maybe crimes Superman has committed. I would love to see that. I still can't find a comprehensive list of all of the powers that Superman has had over the years.
Don't believe him! In the last panel Supes is faking...he's always wanted to pop his cork at all those "friends" whom he inwardly holds in contempt. He knows that afterward all he has to do is say "Gee, what happened to those typewriters?" and everyone will buy his story of color Kryptonite, magic control, etc. etc. He's a sneaky one, this Superman guy.
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Ya know. The thing about Superman is.....he could easily kill any normal humans that he is around in an instant without the slightest effort at all. The fact that in all of these comics in which he has gone crazy or been under the influence of mental control, magic, red Kryptonite or whatever and has (as far as I know) never once killed a single person let alone million or even billions is a freaking miracle.
If you're Superman, you throw the bodies of the people you kill into the sun so no one can pin it on you. I bet he has a body count higher than Frank Castle and Wade Wilson and Floyd Lawton combined.
Galactus has to have it up on him though. I wonder if there is any kind of record or web site or anything where they have tried to figure out how many people Superman has killed or maybe crimes Superman has committed. I would love to see that. I still can't find a comprehensive list of all of the powers that Superman has had over the years.
Don't believe him! In the last panel Supes is faking...he's always wanted to pop his cork at all those "friends" whom he inwardly holds in contempt. He knows that afterward all he has to do is say "Gee, what happened to those typewriters?" and everyone will buy his story of color Kryptonite, magic control, etc. etc. He's a sneaky one, this Superman guy.
What happened to the typewriters? Um, no one uses them anymore.
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