Thursday, May 16, 2013

Hey, Kids! Order Yourself a Dangerous Weapon! It'll Be FUN!

And now, courtesy of Phantom Lady #2 (whatever volume it is), I give you 

What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (tm!)

Inside the front cover, your average comic-reading child can order this:

"Packs a Terrific Wallop!"

This has been another installment of What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (tm!)

And, as every man could have guessed, Don was mysteriously poisoned shortly thereafter when Sandra made him "a special dinner."  Sandra sent Mimi his regards, as he did not live to see the weekend.

Well, I'm no driving instructor, but "expert driver" Sandra probably shouldn't be using her left foot in a car with an automatic transmission.

Maybe because he didn't avert his eyes like a gentleman when you attacked him as Phantom Lady?

No one has ever come that close to identifying her?  Then the woman hangs out with absolute cretins, because she has the most nonexistent disguise in comicdom.  Getting attacked by her would be like getting an obscene phone call from Homer Simpson.  There's just not a lot of mystery there.

Ugh.  I'm going to try and order myself a bullwhip.  See you tomorrow!

1 comment:

Vince Coleman said...

I totally want that bullwhip!!

It's funny how that crook was all cocky when Phantom Lady was in civilian garb, but then got all scared when she basically just changed her clothes.