Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The Toxic Women in Peter Parker's Life Part 2 Wednesday!

Okay, just in case people think I was being rough on Mary Jane Watson yesterday, let's take a look at Betty Brant Leeds, or Betty Brant Leeds, as the case may soon be, from Amazing Spider-Man #184:

So where do we begin?

(A) If you find out a girl has ever walked out on a guy without telling him and there wasn't some form of abuse involved, show said girl the door;

(B) If an ex-girlfriend comes to you to complain about her husband, things will NOT end well.  Again, show said girl the door.

and (C) If a woman ever suggests a romantic relationship and she is still married, run as fast as you can until you see a copy of the divorce decree that has been signed by a judge and file-stamped by the appropriate court clerk.

Marvel Comics: Promoting Bad Decisions Since 1938

See you tomorrow!


D.B. Echo said...

That second image really needs to be added to every box of Spider-Man Valentines out there.

La Belle Esplanade said...

She's got nice knees.

Justin Garrett Blum said...

Yeah, this is all kind of fishy. She's leaving the guy because he's away on business a lot?

How about this? Learn some freakin' French and make some friends?