As we mature, we learn to appreciate the important things in life partners. We focus a little less on the physical and more on the soul. That is, if we're smart we do.
Peter still has a little growing up to do:
Okay, if the girl you're dating doesn't want you to go with you to visit your elderly aunt who raised you in the hospital, I don't care how good she looks, it's time for an upgrade.
And why is Peter yelling at Harry and Liz? I mean, he's shrieking at them! He's probably got such low expectations since Mary Jane was such a jerk about visit poor Aunt May, he's that surprised anyone cares about the woman.
And here's another clue. If your girl trash-talks you to others, time to upgrade:
Seriously, Mary Jane? You're going to slam on me to my aunt? Maybe if Aunt May knew you had to be dragged to the hospital to visit her, she might be a little less into the whole "all men need to be fixed by their womenfolk" riff you've got going on there.
Bleh. I really need to see Spider-Man fighting a T-Rex right about now.
Oh, here it is:
That's better. Thanks, Amazing Spider-Man #166!
See you tomorrow!