I have made it abundantly clear that we are a gay friendly site here at CMNS, so it is with good-natured love that we take a look at the legendary Detective Comics #241:
I must dress in a different-colored costume every night, because while I am a grim avenger of evil, I can still look FABULOUUUUUS!
I'm not giving my reasons yet.... although the obvious reason is that I look FABULOUUUUUUUUS!
They make it too easy sometimes, my friends. Too easy.
Hey! It's time for Fun with Out-of-Context Dialogue!(tm!):
Whatever you've got in your pocket, that's where it stays. Unless you buy me dinner and let me order the lobster.
Notice he didn't vow to never use those costumes again.
See? I took the first page of the actual story and then I put it at the end, because that's where I think Robin's "Now wait a minute" pose needs to go. It reads much better that way, don't you think? I'm writing comics of my own now, you know.
Boy, if my old man had seen me reading this when I was growing up, he would have pooped watermelons.
See you tomorrow!