Thursday, April 10, 2008

For the Teenaged Crimefighter Club of the Future Who Has Everything Thursday!

The X-Men had ..... the Danger Room!

That's right, they were so badass that if there weren't any butts to kick, they'd computerize some butts for the sole purpose of kicking them in their spare time.

What did the Legion do?

They sat around and studied their own constitution.

If you ever wondered why Marvel dominated the Silver Age, wonder no more.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

Superboy sure did enable Pa Kent's tobacco habit. He probably made liquor runs for Ma Kent as well.

This is the worst gift idea ever. I don't want to know what I'll look like in ten years! Heck, I don't want to know what I'll look like in ten minutes! There are some things I can wait to see. Yeeeesh!

It's a shame Lightning Lad didn't see Saturn Girl when she was standing in front of this thing, though. He might not have been so quick to get hitched...


SallyP said...

Man, those Legion kids were...weird.

Allergy said...

So they have to learn any new planetary languages? Because people are inventing new languages at such an incredible rate. Is this around the time that Esperanto came out?

Wait, is this supposed to imply that they already speak every language on Earth? Shouldn't they have at least a better command of English first?

Anonymous said...

The time mirror ought to be interesting in those last 10 years of your life.