Prepare to drop your jaw and salivate. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.....
Yeah, Artie. Everyone is totally interested in you and everything you do. You're sooooooo popular! *snort*
I don't think people would be interested in Aquaman if he was sodomizing a hermit crab.
Well, Clark, don't worry. Those feelings are totally natural. You see, there comes a time in every boy's life when he starts to notice girls and begins growing hair where you would normally think hair has no business growing....
Oh.... a queer trance, you say? Uh.... never mind. Forget I said anything.
Not funny, but here's a bonus in-house ad I saw for the very first issue of Showcase. The companies always claim that the new book they're launching will usher in a new era, but this one actually did!