So I'm checking out Superman #281 and it has this guy:
By "wrong" and "illegal," I assume Supes is talking about Vartox's outfit because yeeeesh!
It turns out that Vartox is the super-hero of his own respective planet, so you know what that means: The visiting hero has a meeting with the resident hero and they calmly discuss how to resolve any differences they might encounter.
Just kidding. They started throwing punches because that's how super-heroes say "hi" to each other in comics:
Remote control blows? You know, by an amazing coinkydink I happened to learn about something called "reiki" massage that falls into a similar category of "a means by which we get a desired result without doing anything necessary to achieve said result."
Apparently, it's a massage where you pay someone and they don't touch you. I was a little concerned about this because I don't know what the proximity requirement is and I might accidentally be giving people reiki massages all day long and I'm not licensed to do that.
It made me think of this, which is one of the funniest things I've ever seen:
In my days of professional cooking, I worked with many servers like that.
Anyway, they fight and Superman cheats or something. But he does do this, which I found equally hilarious:
If I were Superman, that would be my go-to move. You know how in Mortal Kombat you can't ever get the fatalities to work because you have to be standing in just the right place doing just the right thing so it looks like you're just trying to bellydance your opponent to death? I would totally learn how to do that move and do it every chance I got. Which would be a lot, because I would do it to everyone I found sitting on a bed.
See you Monday!