More from the increasingly-awesome Night Nurse #1!
Check out the exchange between Night Nurse and Mr. Douchebag:
Not very promising, is it? But Night Nurse was nothing if not realistic, and as we know....
.... the girls go for douchebags. Waitasec, is she crying? Oh, come on!
Yeah, I don't know what we'd do without you, nurse! We'd have to heat our own soup, that's what! Thank goodness you went to nursing school, or we'd have to eat soup we heated ourselves, and that would simply never do!
You say you're lonely? Only one thing to fill that aching void in your soul:
Folks, I am a lover of all things furry, but raccoons are mean. Beloved once tried to save a baby raccoon, and it bit her when she tried to feed it. To all of our overseas readers, raccoons are not, nor have they ever been, "America's Favorite Pet."
Ricky is chomping down on that kid's hand even as we speak. In the next shot, little Earl is rolling around on the ground while paramedics give him 23 rabies shots in his stomach.
Heh. Night Nurse makes for good bloggin'. See you tomorrow!