Let's check out the Superman Story from World's Finest v.1 #9!:
Wow, that's a great line! I can't imagine any journalist this side of Walter Cronkite actually dealing with autograph hounds, so I presume he's just telling her to step off.
The next time someone bugs me, I'm going to tell them I'm not giving autographs that day....
Presumption of innocence? Harrrrrumph, Kent! That kind of talk is for commies and Democrats! I didn't get to the top of the journalism field by relying on facts! Harrrumph!
Metropolis Police are awesome. Well, he keeps saying over and over that he didn't do it. Dang it! We're stymied! Cut him loose, boys!
With a check? Really? What do you tell put on your expense report - Snitch Fees?
And what about the pinhead who takes the check?
I didn't squeal on you, Muscular Tony!
Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to call the bank and see if you ever cashed a check from the Daily Planet. If it says "Snitch Fees" in the memo, it's your neck! I'll see you in 4 to 6 weeks!
Now, this is epic. I realize that posting 3 pages is pushing my luck, but I want you to appreciate just how silly this is:
Okay, got that? He's got one second. As in "one, Mississippi."
Look at everything he gets done:
I have accepted many things, causing me to lose credibility and endure many slings and arrows from my peers, but no way. No freakin' way. I have seen Superman shove entire planets out of orbit and never said a word, but this is where I make my stand.
Did he get all that done in one second.
Eeeesh. No wonder I hate Superman stories so much. They're too darn stupid!
Ah, well. See you tomorrow!