From All-Star Comics #53-54!
So the recession has hit and you've been downsized? Time to call on:
This is actually decent advice if you're young enough to use it. My problem is that I'm only good at one thing..... and you're reading it right now.
Hey, kids! Fancy a quick game of President?
I'm the first to say I don't pick up new games very quickly. I'm not like Nephew Sam, who can pop one of his vidya games in the machine and start playing away with barely a glance at the manual and impatiently clicking his way through the tutorials. Me, I need to practically take a night course just to get the basics down.
But this is, bar none, one of the most confusing games I've ever seen in my life.
I love how they're all thinking the same thing. No one has any stray thoughts of where they're going for lunch, whether they left the stove on, or the last time they fed their cat. That, my friends, is some dang fine concentration.
Oh, my. That's.... quite a belt there. Colorful and whatnot.
Am I the only one thinking about the Village People right now? I am? Okay.
So, what does your name mean?
Now, see, if I were to have guessed, I would have thought that Eunice meant "Pesters random strangers on the street for their autographs."
Who is Clark Taylor? Is he the platter waddy whose records are selling like sixty?
No, wait... that's Jimmy Wakely.
Okay, I give up.
See you tomorrow!