First, the bad news: The panels are in black and white.
But the GREAT news is that they are from the ultra-rare All-Star Comics #1! Yup, we've all seen reprints of All-Star #3 (with the first Justice Society appearance) and so on, but Comics Make No Sense is the first to bring you, with over 65 years in the making, snarky comments about All-Star Comics #1!
I know. Sometimes this blog is so awesome I almost feel like I should call the police on myself.
Oh, dig it! Six pages in, and we get a verrrrry inappropriate display of affection. From the Hawkman story, perpetual victim Margo lays an Angelina Jolie-style kiss on her own brother. When, in the history of Western Civilization, was it ever appropriate for siblings to kiss each other that way?
The Sandman, expecting to find two men in the bedroom, is disappointed.
Rock on, Golden Age!
Sure, you can kill a guy or knock him unconscious, but if you really want to keep him from being able to communicate with the enemy, spank him.
Who is this, you say? Why, Gary Conchord - Ultraman! You know. Gary Conchord. He was Ultraman. Okay, I dunno, either, but he was apparently very wise.
I tried to use the Google to find out more about the Home Recordo, but only came up with a bunch of Spanish-speaking sites that had nothing to do with it. I have never known of any device available for home use that would enable you to make your own recordings on vinyl. Anyone got the details?
Too.... much.... stuff to mock.... blog can't hold it all in one day. We'll continue it tomorrow, dear ones!