From Daredevil v1, #65: Insert your own "I can't believe Future Addict/Porn Star Karen Page turned down coke!" joke here....
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Historic moments from Daredevil v1, #67:
Unless I'm gonna be played by Ben Affleck. Naw, they wouldn't do that. Would they?
Actually, I liked the Daredevil movie, especially the Director's Cut, but it appears that I'm the only one....
Oh, my. Oh, my, my, my. This is one of those rare occasions where I would hope someone was only planning to hit me over the head and steal my wallet, because it looks like things could go any direction at this point.
I know, it's childish. But when you have someone say "perfect!" when another person bends over in front of them, you can't just let that kind of thing pass...
Meanwhile, I can't tell you how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but I can tell you how many pages it takes to defeat Stilt Man:
That would be two pages, with room for a bystander to give an introduction. Then again, think about it: What's the most likely result of wearing stilts? You'll lose your balance and fall over. Can you imagine fighting someone while on stilts? I think everyone this side of Flamebird could smack you around. Unless the foe is riding a unicycle, I hardly think there's much chance of an extended struggle.
See ya Monday!
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Compare this to the scene from one of the recent PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL comics where the Punisher defeats stilt man in about one panel by shooting him in the face. Daredevil has a lot more style.
I liked Daredevil the Movie. I haven't seen the Director's Cut. What's the difference(s) between the two?
About a half hour of stuff, including why the cops are coming for the Kingpin at the end. A whole lawyer subplot starring Coolio. And things don't go the same way between Matt and Elektra.
Mark me down for a Daredevil 1.5 too.
I loved the Daredevil movie too and also haven't seen the Director's Cut (tm). I especially liked that they sold me on the romance with Elektra while Spider-Man took it for granted that I already knew about MJ and Pete.
Karen turned down a bottle of delicious, refreshing Coke? Hmph. Must be a Seven-Up fan!
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