Alright, you rapscallions! Just because it's Friday, it don't mean there ain't time left for some bona fide book-learnin' before'n the weekend! Courtesy of contributor sPat:
It's well established that I have no real intelligence of any practical application, but I'm pretty sure that Superboy did his research on Wikipedia.com .
Hey, let's check out the future! Wow, lookit all we accomplish by 1997! Of course, we didn't accomplish any of these things, but we had invented the "Baby on Board" sign and given the world Captain Caveman and the Teenangels by then.
Pesky, savage Native Americans. Yeah, good thing Geronimo wasn't able to repel invading forces from his homeland. That would have been a disaster in the eyes of God, I'm sure.