Hey, hey! It's Valentine's Day, so find your steady sweetie and give her a big smoocharoo! And if you don't have a steady sweetie, just remember it's better to be single than to be with the wrong person. Wrong people like:
Lana Lang. Apparently, you can save countless lives and defend the very planet upon which she lives, but you're dead to her if you put on a few pounds.
Ma Kent. On the plus side, you'll know if she's cheating on you because she can't keep her pie-hole shut about anything.
And let's not forget Superboy, the younger version of the most insufferable character in comics. You know, if you joke about doing something schmucky, like he's clearly doing here, then the schmucky deed has crossed your mind. That makes you a schmuck.
On an unrelated, self-indulgent note, I turned 40 today. Your sympathy is appreciated. Also, Beloved could use some sympathy, because when you are married to someone born on a holiday, that holiday tends to fall off the calendar. So, Happy Valentine's Day, Beloved! Kudos to you for sticking around!
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!