Okay, big viewer advisory here.
Today's post contains this image:
Yowza. That's disturbing on so many levels, even if you disregard the obvious "Guy pinning and stradling Superboy gets blown" joke.
But these things don't happen in a vacuum, people! Check out this guy's relationship with his mom:
I knew we'd be proud of you someday? Easy there, ma! You'll spoil that boy with such lavish encouragement!
I presume Superboy did indeed "show Ted his stuff," because.... well, remember this is how it turned out:
So, what do you think of him now, Lana? I'd be a little worried if I were you, because according to witnesses, "not even super-breath is enough to get Superboy off." I don't know how you rank in that department, but you'd better have some mad skills (or is it "skillz"?) if you want a second date!
Hey, I didn't write the panel. I just works with the material I finds!
Speaking of which:
Yeah, I'd be a little afraid of what happens next, if I were those guys. I wouldn't be at all comfortable with where this seems to be heading....