Monday, March 12, 2007
Doom in '08!
Wouldn't a debate between him and Howard Dean be awesome?
Doom, I'm going to take Utah, and then Wyoming, and then Minnesota.... yeeeeeeHAW!
Cretin! You will kneel before the power of Doom!
Then, Doom would nuke Wyoming back to the Stone Age to make his point. Dean would subsequently condemn Doom's actions via a full-page ad in Entertainment Weekly.
Who would win? Whoever spoke out against abortions and gay marriage. I'm pulling for Doom. For no one knows what's best for me.... except my mighty sovereign, Dr. Doom! Rock the vote!