For my Readers in College

Okay, so your professor has told you that he's grading on a bell curve and you don't know what that is? We're here to help.

Check out Sue's hair. Her hair is the shape of a perfect bell curve. That curl on the right are the highest grades in the class. That curl on the left are the lowest grades in the class. That wide expanse of forehead she's got going on? That's where most of you are going to end up.

Well, actually, if you read my column, you're probably going to end up more on the left side, but you'll have a lot more fun getting there.

Thanks to "King" Kirby for the visual aid.