You're in the Hospital? But What About MY Needs?

From Amazing Spider-Man #276, we have the first official installment of  a new CMNS Feature I like to call... Sound Effect Theater! (tm!):

When Spider-Man Pwams You...

You STAY Pwammed, My Friend!

This was the first official installment of... Sound Effect Theater! 

Remember where you were today, folks!  You'll be telling your grandkids about it, I'm sure.

Here was a panel that kind of tickled me:

In every group project, there's always that one person who doesn't actually do anything, but stands around in close proximity so she can say she's "helping."  And it's always the blonde.  Don't break a nail, Princess!

As we saw yesterday, poor Sha Shawn had been kidnapped by the Hobgoblin just after a violent parting with her philandering boyfriend, Flash Thompson.  Flash visits her in the hospital and... well...

Yes, the girl was the victim of domestic violence and kidnapping the previous day, but Flash screw that noise, because Flash's feelings are hurt!  Do you know people like that?  I sure do.  

Sha Shan, I'm begging you... no jury would ever convict you... just...

THERE ya go!

Our thanks on behalf of a grateful nation, Sha Shan for that Random Slap! (tm!)