Dear Ones, I am so sorry for leaving you hanging the past few days, but work has been positively bananas lately. Allow me to make up for it with Volto riding a roller coaster courtesy of All-Flash Quarterly #18:
Nothing makes up for days of neglect like Volto in a roller coaster. I'm like Ike Turner giving flowers to Tina.
Now, waitaminute. Am I to understand we have two roller coasters moving forward towards each other? I don't know any carnies personally, but I'm not even sure how you'd accomplish that.
Time for a demonstration of powers, complete with narrative!
So, he has to say his name to get his powers to work? Since he uses the same name to activate the powers in both his right and left arms, wouldn't that result in both of them going off at the same time? And if so, wouldn't he spin like a propeller? And wouldn't that be the greatest thing to ever hit the printed page if only it were true?
And poor Volto can't even introduce himself. If he offered up a handshake and said, "Hi, I'm Volto," he'd send you sailing one way or another.
And, of course, we happen to have a box of Grape-Nuts Flakes lying around. I rarely go to an amusement park without a box myself:
Who is this kid, anyway? Any why doesn't he always have a box of Grape-Nuts Flakes handy so Volto doesn't have to go around begging strangers for it?
Note that we only said it "MAYBE" won't give you Volto's powers...
Again, I'm sorry for the lag, folks. See you tomorrow!